First home Housewarming gift in Suburbia, funny housewarming gift

$55.00

Finish

15 oz milk mug 10 oz milk mug

With candle, key and seed confetti?

Yes please! No thanks!

Add Gift Wrapping!

Add a white satin ribbon bow to your mug/tumbler/water bottle or candle! Ribbon will be tied around your handle/neck of the item. A little extra something for your recipient to open.

Year

What year would you like on your vessel?

City and State/Province

Please provide the city and state/province that you would like on your vessel

Scent Requests

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Customizations Total: $0.00

This funny housewarming gift set is the perfect clever housewarming gift for someone who has everything. Complete with a customized mug, honeybee garden gift and candle, this first home gift for the Suburban couple will be loved (and chuckled at).

Housewarming gift set includes:

Customized 10 oz OR 15 oz ceramic milk mug (shown) (dishwasher and microwave safe) with:

fuck the city
proud suburban homeowner
est. (year of your house purchase)
(city and state)

*please put your request in the notes to seller upon checkout

ADD ON to complete your gift set!
- vintage key bottle opener (available in silver or bronze)
- vanilla cookie dough votive candle with customized label - "fresh baked cookies" (why eat them when you can smell them and be calorie-free???)
- seed paper confetti: kraft envelope containing heart shaped seed paper and instructions on how to plant and create a personal garden. Each heart measures approximately 1" and more than 10 pieces will arrive in a kraft envelope with a label providing instructions on how to grow. Seeds included are non-invasive wild flowers that will facilitate visits from honey bees and butterflies.