First home Housewarming gift in Suburbia, funny housewarming gift
Regular priceSale price$45.00
This funny housewarming gift set is the perfect clever housewarming gift for someone who has everything. Complete with a customized mug, honeybee garden gift and candle, this first home gift for the Suburban couple will be loved (and chuckled at).
Housewarming gift set includes:
Customized 10 oz OR 15 oz ceramic milk mug (shown) (dishwasher and microwave safe) with:
fuck the city proud suburban homeowner est. (year of your house purchase) (city and state)
*please put your request in the notes to seller upon checkout
ADD ON to complete your gift set! - vintage key bottle opener (available in silver or bronze) - vanilla cookie dough votive candle with customized label - "fresh baked cookies" (why eat them when you can smell them and be calorie-free???) - seed paper confetti: kraft envelope containing heart shaped seed paper and instructions on how to plant and create a personal garden. Each heart measures approximately 1" and more than 10 pieces will arrive in a kraft envelope with a label providing instructions on how to grow. Seeds included are non-invasive wild flowers that will facilitate visits from honey bees and butterflies.